aka texas mike (mizike) wrote,
aka texas mike

Ok Maybe it's because I'm drunk and high that i'm thinking this..
My family can't fucking cook! It's only as I realize that the cheap pasta and canned sauce spaghetti I made DRUNK AND HIGH is the same that I was fed growing up. Even Grandma can't make an appetizing meal. I think I represent a new evolutionary advance in my lineage, because I've discovered the art of Barbecue. Screw all you not-grilling-over-a-flame-while-I-smoke-and-drink-a-beer type of cooking people. Barbecue's the shit. I don't even have a hankerin' for a steak house as I've got one right out my backdoor!
Red Meat rules, and is more ethical than poultry for you bleedin' hearts!
Oh, and I feel a cold comin on..
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