so i've been helping my grandmother move out of her house for the past month or so, i don't know why.
anyhoo, the reason for this post is that i just finished cleaning out one of her fridges. she's a proponent of the depression-era mentality of extreme conservation and whatnot.
NOTHING EVER GETS THROWN OUT.
i created an 'evidence shelf' consisting of, but not limited to, peanut butter from '86, TANG (and not the good kind), various canned fishballs, etc.
man, if it wasn't for the vodka, i'd throw up all the time..
oh, did i mention she's a fucking MILLIONAIRE??
it makes me never going to quit smoking or live a healthy lifestyle.
oh, and i didn't know stuff could mold in the fridge.
oh, and for 10 pills of zoloft? $34.
JIMMY FALLON'S A BITCH.
evolution is so not doing its job.